You know you are mother when:

- your can't think clearly due to lack of sleep
- your washing can pile up so high when the weather rains too many days
- your house is NEVER fully cleaned up
- you are on the phone to the Tax department and a young lady takes her very full nappy off and runs around leaving you in a quandary as to whether to clean her up or continue with the call that has had you on hold so many times
- you go to a lot of effort to make a more elaborate dinner and it gets eaten 'less' than a simpler version
- clothes in the cupboard for the children are always too small before you know it
- your TV cabinet is full of kids DVDs and a visit to the library is basically all about the childrens section
- you never get as much done at work anymore...but try your best..